5th & 6th Grade Writing 2011-2012
AW1 Ten Things / Biopoem
10 Things That Make Me Scared
by A Sssscaredamoto
10. Getting bad grades
9. Creepy dolls
8. Several legged bugs
7. The rainbow spinner on a laptop
6. Nightmares
5. Horror movies
4. Scary stories
3. Big MATH tests
2. Time (pressure)
1. The world ending
K
Smart, creative, game-playing, daydreamer.
Lego-builder, helper, mediator.
Who plays videogames, soccer, swimming (at the beach)
Who loves cute animals, legos, nature
Who fears the dark, getting killed, clowns
Who wishes for peace, harmony, a happy world
Getting faster at running.
Resident of the universe.
D
AW2 Noun-Verb Event
Ghost Hunt
by JF
Kids enter
Bats fly
Door shuts
Legs walk
Mouths shut
Eyes follow
Floors creak
Dust flies
Kids listen
White appears
Ghost comes
Everyone screams
Trick revealed
Everyone laughs
Kids leave
People's Life Cycle
by ST
Baby arrives
Baby cries
Baby drinks
Baby grows
Child develops
Child eats
Child talks
Child studies
Child grows
Teenager evolves
Teenager rebels
Teenager loves
Teenager grows
Adult matures
Adult works
Adult marries
Baby arrives
AW4 If You Give a...
If You Give A Teenager his Phone Back
By TM
If you give a teenager his phone back, he'll probably ask for his iPod back, too.
When you give him his iPod back, he might remember you don't like the music playing out loud, so he'll ask for some headphones to go with it.
While he's listening to his favorite song, it'll probably remind him of his girlfriend 'cause she loves that song too. So now he'll ask you if he can go to her house, and you'll say, "Of course, why not?"
On the way to her house, you'll ask him what time you should pick him up. But of course, his music is so loud he can't even hear you, and it happens all the time. So at this point you're just fed up. You tell him, "We're going home NOW!"
When you're at your house, you're furious, so you take his phone and iPod away for a week.
When the week is done, he'll ask for his phone back.
And chances are, if he asks for his phone back, he'll probably ask for his iPod back too.
If You Give Kiana Sugar!
By KS
If you give Kiana sugar, then she will want some chocolate to go with it!
When she is done eating it, then she will have a sugar RUSH!
She will run past the living room, through the back yard, and finally back into the house and fall asleep on the couch.
Once she wakes up, she will be thirsty. So she will go to the fridge and get a water bottle.
While she is looking in the fridge, she will notice the ice cream.
She will look around (to see if there are any people) and will grab the ice cream and start eating.
Once she is done, her mom will walk in, seeing Kiana’s messy face covered in ice cream.
Her mom will punish her by making her eat a full salad!
After she is done with that healthy meal, she will want some sugar to wash it down.
And chances are, if Kiana has sugar, she will want some chocolate as well.
5th & 6th Grade Writing 2010-2011
- Blues
- Fortunately / Unfortunately
- Recipe
- Alliteration
- Interview
- Prayer Poem
- List Poem
- Voice Poem
- Dear Phil
Blues
Homework Blues
By MY
I have too much homework
Every single day!
Math, English, Social Studies & Science
Big fat books to read
I have too much homework
Four hours a night
And when I get all of it wrong
It makes it even worse
I have too much homework
Just please would you help me?!
Fortunately / Unfortunately
MY ADVENTURE
By EM
Sasha and Alison decided to go riding in the forest on their horses, Charm and Trix. When they got into the forest, they, fortunately, found a treasure map.
Unfortunately, the obstacles that were shown on the map looked dangerous. But they kept going and they followed the map’s directions, and fortunately, Sasha got over the quicksand by making the horse jump over the sand.
Unfortunately, Allison got stuck in it on her horse.
Fortunately, Sasha saved her and her horse.
Unfortunately, they were thirsty.
Fortunately, they were near a river.
Unfortunately, the water was dirty.
Fortunately, the brought a water filter. Then they filtered the water and drank it.
Unfortunately, they also needed to get across the river to keep going to find the treasure.
Fortunately, there was a kayak and paddle.
Unfortunately, the horses can’t fit on it.
Fortunately, the horses could swim while the girls paddled. When they got across they stepped onto a plant and laid there waiting for the horses to come.
Unfortunately, that plant was poison ivy.
Fortunately, they had cream to cure it.
Unfortunately, after the horses got out, poisonous snakes came.
Fortunately, they got on the horses and galloped away before the snakes could bite them.
Unfortunately, the horses stepped on some snakes and there were guts everywhere.
Fortunately, they saw a hose.
Unfortunately, it was in a cannibal village.
Fortunately, no one was guarding the hose so they washed themselves and the horses off.
Unfortunately the cannibals heard the girls and tried to kill them with spears.
Fortunately, the girls led their horses away and the cannibals had bad aim.
Unfortunately, the girls where slow runners.
Fortunately, the girls and horses got away.
Unfortunately, Sasha got hit in the hand.
Fortunately, they had a first aid kit.
Unfortunately, they could not open it.
Fortunately, Allison had a pocketknife.
Unfortunately, it was hard to open.
Fortunately, they opened it and got her hand bandaged.
Unfortunately, they were tired.
Fortunately, they found the treasure!!! They took it home and split the treasure.
FORTUNATELY...UNFORTUNATELY
By RI
Fortunately, I went to Maui with my class and had fun.
Unfortunately, I went on a boat for five hours.
Fortunately, I was okay for the first thirty minutes.
Unfortunately, I got seasick.
Fortunately, I saw fish while snorkeling.
Unfortunately, I got more seasick.
Fortunately, I tried ginger ale and felt better.
Unfortunately, Jasmine and Bryndall were seasick too.
Fortunately, I puked a lot and felt better.
Unfortunately, I went back to worse.
Fortunately, Miss Kroplin swam with me and we saw turtles.
Unfortunately, I puked and a random guy swam through it.
Fortunately, I saw fish when I puked.
Unfortunately, I still felt sick.
Fortunately, I took a nap and felt much more better.
Unfortunately, I almost fell off the boat because I was half awake.
Fortunately, we went to land and I was happy ☺
Recipe
RECIPE FOR A GOOD SCHOOL YEAR
By ZD
Ingredients
1 good teacher
1 ton of good students
100 cartons of good grades
1 slash of funniness
1 gallon of quiet
2 cups of concentration
1 pound of fun
1 ton of friends
and a pinch of love
Directions
Preheat oven to 375. In a large bowl combine good teacher and ton of good students. Then in a separate bowl combine good grades, gallon of quiet, ton of friends, and cups of concentration. Mix both bowls together. To this mixture add pound of fun and slash of funniness. Put into oven for 15 minutes. After baked let cool as long as needed. Sprinkle pinch of love on top. Serves 2.
RECIPE FOR A GOOD OUTFIT
MADE FROM BA'S KITCHEN
Ingredients:
A dash of make up
3 tablespoons of white nail polish
2 pints of a shirt
2 handfuls of ragged shorts
1 cup of rubber bands, a brush, and anklets
A chunk of shoes
Directions: Preheat the oven to 6,000 degrees. Mix the dash of make up into a huge bowl. Sprinkle the 3 table- spoons of white nail polish in the bowl. Put the shirt in and whip it lightly with a spatula. Dump in the ragged shorts, then mash it with your hands. Get the mixer out and put it in. Then put the rubber bands in one by one. Brush it lightly and squish in the anklets. Finally throw the shoes in. Put it in the oven for 6 hours.
Then voila! There you have it a b-e-autiful outfit!
Alliteration
BIG ABC'S
By BM
Ashley assumes apples are adorable.
By beautiful beaches, Brittany buys butter.
Cole consumes carnations.
Danny dyes doggy doos.
Emily emails Emit.
Fred finds fine fun.
George gets good goods.
Henry helps helpless horses.
Iain’s in igloos.
Jasmine jumps jaggedly.
Kassie kindly kills kangaroos.
Lauren learns losers' luck.
Mia muches meat.
Noa naps now.
Oprah opens oranges.
Paul pushes people.
Quil quits questioning quiche.
Reid rumbles rapidly.
Samuel said stupidly “ Someone stole soup”
Tate tumbles tatertots.
Ula utters underpants.
Victoria victoriously vibes.
Wilber writes wrongly.
Xavier x-rays xylophones.
Yoshi yells “YOU”
Zelda zaps zebras.
Interview
INTERVIEW WITH A MUMMY
by LC
Interviewer: Hello Channel 11 News, it's me; the Awesomenater. Today we have a great surprise for you a real living dead mummy. Good day to you Mr. Mummy, so you mind if I do an interview with you?
Mr. Mummy: I don't mind at all.
Interviewer: ok so, everybody's wondering about what it's like to be dead and be mummified.
Mr. Mummy: Well like you can guess I'd rather be alive, but it's okay in the afterlife. The worst part of being dead is when they mummified me. It seemed like it took forever but from research it seems it only took 70 days.
Interviewer: Can you tell us anything about the whole mummification process? Well, if you remember correctly.
Mr. Mummy: Well, first you have to be dead, then professional embalmers cleanse you then bring you to "the house of beauty" where the embalmers place you on a stone table and remove your brain. Then they remove your organs and place them in jars. After that they salt you and leave you out to dry then wrap you in mummy wrappings.
Interviewer: Uh...Well Umm that's great thanks for sharing that fact with us now why don't you share some more facts about being a mummy.
Mr. Mummy: Well I could tell you how they used to remove your brains.
Interviewer: Yeah sure that's great.
Mr. Mummy: They use a hook and shove it up my nose and squabble my brains around. It just comes out my nose as a liquid and after that the embalmers toss it away.
Interviewer: Oh well that's probably really cool to all those young people out there. I bet they're all sad that you have to go back to your tomb. Well goodbye for now all you fans out there. Tune in for the next time.
Prayer Poem
FOOTBALL PRAYER
By AI
Heavenly Father,
thank you for this wonderful day,
guide us until the very end
until we cannot run
until we cannot jump
and also that we will not give up the football on any drive
and when I do my touchdown dance
to be very intimidating
yet entertaining one
and at the very end
if we win or lose
may we be humble
Oh Lord
AMEN
THE PRAYER OF THE EARTH
By MH
God
Thank you for everything.
Thank you for the people, plants, trees, animals, and new places.
Thank you for the sun because
she is like a blanket that keeps me warm.
And thank you for the moon because
he is the light that leads me through the solar system.
Thank you for making me.
Thank you for everything.
Earth.
List Poem
THINGS THAT MELT
By MB
Young Relationships
Bad Dreams
Fears
Ice Cream
Lollipops
Ice
Jolly Ranchers
Hearts
Bad witches
THINGS I'M ALLERGIC TO
by EC
Reading chapter books
Sailing
Doing chores
Running
Homework
Bullies
Vegetables
Mean waiters
Science Fair
School
Tutors
SSAT
Weeding
My big brother
Cobra
by RI
Slick
Slithery
Slippery
Scaly
Dangerous
Hooded
Frightening
Venomous
Amazing
Elongated
Satiny
Sneaky
Striking
Deadly
LIST POEM
by BM
THINGS THAT I HAVE DROPPED THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE
My school laptop
My iPod Touch
My Mom’s iPhone (don’t tell her)
My Puppy (on a pillow, but still)
My Mom’s glass figure
A plate
A glass cup
My ring (it went down the sink)
A pencil (I stabbed my foot)
THINGS THAT I HAVE EATEN THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE
Glue
Spoiled Milk
Lipgloss (it tasted like strawberry)
Paper
THINGS THAT I HAVE THROWN THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE
A Wii remote
Scissors
Dog poop (at a mean boy)
TANTRUMS!
Voice Poem
THE COMPUTER
by JP
DO NOT smack your meaty fingers on my precious keys
Wash your hands with soap
to keep me clean
Spill the soda and food in the kitchen
Do not point those pencil and pens in my face
DO NOT drop me either, I just hate it
I get headaches
Fingers, fingers, fingers go away from my
face
And do not dirty it up cause I can’t see
Leave me indoors
Someone will steal me or I’ll get wet in the rain
But I love you,
just don’t Mute me or worse
SHUT ME DOWN!
Dear Phil
Dear Punxsutawney Phil,
Please can you think about your decision this year? Many of us are hoping that you will make winter longer. If you do not help us then we will be forced to take action and go into hiding (in refrigerators!) so that we will not melt. To continue this conversation, please come out and over to 1578 Union Road. We will be standing in the front of the house.
We humbly ask you,
The snowmen (aka SK)















